I don't sleep well so really don't feel like diving today. I'm spending most of the day in the pool for the confined water exercises which makes me feel slightly better.
My diving instructor looks like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. I tell him this in an attempt to flatter him so he won't fail me if I mess up. He doesn't see this as a compliment. Most people tell him he looks like Val Kilmer or Brad Pitt.
The pool exercises all go ok so I'm ready for my first official open water dive in the ocean. It's my worst diver ever. I can't seem to control my buoyancy at all and end up making two runaway ascents to the surface. 'Steven' does not look happy and waves me down angrily signalling something that resembles 'what's wrong with you?' I am also told off for touching my fins on the ocean bed and not looking after my buddy.
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